Transcript for Episode 9: A Tale of Two Titles (LIVE)

Transcript for Episode 8: Quirrell, You're Fired!

Transcript for Episode 7: The Power of Seven

Transcript for Episode 6: A Little Place Called Hoot

Transcript for Episode 5: Check the Gravy, Weasley

Transcript for Episode 4: An Abundance of Bogies

Transcript for Episode 3: Are You Gonna Eat That Desk?

Transcript for Episode 2: Vernon Dursley - Wizard?