Be On The Show!

This podcast is entirely produced by fans for fans…

therefore we’d love – and expect to have – each and every one of you as a guest on this show! Listeners from around the globe, regardless of age, are encouraged to audition.

Now that the re-read is technically over, we have decided to continue on with topic based episode discussions. In order to have the absolute most passionate guest on any given episode, we have changed the way auditions for the show are sent.

At the beginning of each month, we will post a new list of topics that we are interested in discussing on upcoming episodes. As a guest host, you can fill out the form below for a specific topic, being sure to include a juicy tidbit about why you should be chosen for that episode. Don’t hold back! Alohomora! listeners who contribute the most unique insights to topic discussions will be the likeliest candidates to be chosen as hosts.


Tips For A Successful Audition

There are many factors that contribute to creating a successful audition for Alohomora!. A few things to keep in mind:

  • You need to be able to record yourself! As we say on the show, no fancy equipment is needed, but you do at least need a microphone and a pair of headphones (non-earbuds are recommended)
  • The room you record in is very important. Fans, Air Conditioning units, pets, siblings, etc., all make noise. Try to record in a small room that has curtains or fabric of some kind to help dampen the echo. Turn of all fans, and sit fairly close to your recording device.
  • Speak slowly and clearly. If you have a cold or allergies, it might be best to wait a week to record your audition. If we can’t understand you, the listeners won’t be able to hear your fabulous Potter points!
  • HAVE FUN! The most successful Alohomora! guests are those that aren’t afraid to speak up or bring up something that may seem absurd. Nothing you say can shock us – remember Noah? Yeah, us too.


Please Be Patient!

We know that you are very anxious to join us on the show – believe us, we are anxious to have you! – but we get a lot of emails from listeners just like you who want to discuss Potter with us. It can take anywhere from 3 – 4 weeks to get an email back with a guest host offer. Please bear with us, and we promise, your place in line will be held.


You may submit for more than one topic in the form below, however, you must do so separately. Thank you!

ALL SUBMISSIONS MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN AUDIO FILE IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED. Details can be found underneath the contact form below.

Your Name (required)

Your Email (required)

Have you been a guest on Alohomora! before?

What topic would you like to discuss? PICK ONE


In addition to the above, please send us an e-mail at with a short recording of yourself attached (MP3 or WAV only please!) so we can be sure your audio quality is clear enough to be used on an episode.